Fantasy Girl No. 2: Diana Rigg

As close to the perfect woman as you'll ever get: sharper- tongued and more well-informed than James Bond (it's not just the ladies that fall for that British accent, either), sleeker in her skin-tight Sixties fashions than her pre- Mazda Miata Lotus Elan, and a better mock-martial artist than David Carradine. Heck, she was so cool she didn't even scream when she was ambushed by a giant space plant, beset by a killer robot, or challenged by karate experts--male and female alike--much less tied to a railroad track. (I am of course referring to the totally imaginary character she portrayed on the classic UK television series The Avengers, but, after all, I did say "fantasy," and not just because, however true, my only chance with a "girl" like her would be in one.)
Now, almost thirty years later, she's won a Tony, been knighted by the Queen of England, and hosts a show on PBS. Let's see if Pamela Anderson will be doing the same in 2020. (Well, maybe that last one, but only if it involves puppets.)


Fantasy Girl No. 12: Gabrielle Drake

Ms. Drake, seen here in her only regular role (at least, that I know of) as Lt. Ellis from the short-lived Gerry Anderson television series UFO, was the apple of my eye for the majority of my pre-pubescence. (Interestingly enough, she also has the distinction of appearing on episodes of both the original Avengers alongside fellow feline femme Diana Rigg and the New Avengers a decade later.) Why female SHADO Moonbase personnel had to wear those purple wigs was a question, like who the mysterious aliens were, they never did get the chance to answer since the show was cancelled after a single season, but it really didn't matter as long as their uniforms also included the form-fitting space-suits. Those in the know will remember Pizzicato Five's tribute to the unmistakable look on their Bossa Nova 2001 album cover.


Fantasy Girl No. 28: Farrah Forke

When an actress receives as much attention as she does on the Internet, you know there's got to be something special about her--not to say that I think there isn't--I mean, she's funny, good-looking, smart, and all, but so are so many other television personalities who don't have their own web pages. No, it takes a little extra to achieve cult status: in her case, second-billing (actually third, since Rebecca Schull, too, remained a regular) on popular NBC sitcom Wings wasn't at all in her favor, much less leaving after only two seasons, unless, of course, you take into account her character on the show--ex-Desert Storm pilot, strong-willed and independent, tough as nails--and she fell for the wacky, fun-loving guy we all want to be.