Welcome to

BRAIN!

Where else but on the Internet itself can you even hope to come close to understanding not only its breathtaking dimensions, but also its place in the world of today, its many confounding mysteries and untapped powers, not to mention the enormous struggle it undergoes to maintain its very existence? (I am, of course referring to my brain, and not the Internet.)

What better way to introduce your host, then, than to offer an insightful glimpse into the intricate workings of his mind: the objects of his attention and interest, his innermost desires and his secret fears, and even, perhaps through careful study, why he doesn't think he'll need to do any Christmas shopping in the year 2012.

As the schematic representation below reveals, his are the needs that have been fundamental to the survival of Mankind since its humble beginning, sustenance and procreation, and has as a modern complement entertainment of the kind only network television can provide. The miniscule remainder is relegated to such aspects of his psychological makeup that show very little of themselves, much less use, including but not limited to individuality, creativity, opinions on moral issues, etc.

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