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July 31, 2008

Continuum

Meh. At one point during the movie (I think it was when the gang came together to put things right), I caught myself saying, this is okay. Like commentary during the old AFL games along the lines of, that was a pretty good pass. Even with location filming, the movie's scale felt limited, and Blu-Ray didn't seem to help lift it above direct-to-DVD status. Guess I'm still recovering from the opinion that TV screens should be square, after TDK.

July 29, 2008

Joker

It begins. I guess this answers the who-made-whom debate?

Bennigan's

Has gone Chapter 7. And in another part of the world, people eat mud.

July 28, 2008

Comic-Con

While hundreds of thousands of convention-goers violated their own (well-founded) personal space boundaries for a Star Trek movie poster, and I marveled at Kal "Kumar" Penn stepping into our elevator and discovering a seemingly unknown breakfast buffet a block away, a right-wing media-fueled welfare recipient went on a shooting rampage at a church. Grant Morrison spoke of the superhero as a model for human evolution, like the bullet-proof man invented by a 17-year-old kid who'd lost his father to a thief's gun. Maybe the next true siddhi is the ability to care beyond oneself.

July 24, 2008

Flip-Flop

"We will succeed, we have succeeded and we will win the war in Iraq—and we are winning…" I'm with you, Jon, I'm not sure he's saying it has happened, is happening or will happen. (Start with the Eric Carmen montage at 3:43.)

July 20, 2008

蝙蝠俠

Magnificent, all the more so with its IMAX footage—I could've gone to a regular show and not had to eat lunch outside in the time I waited in line for it. Funny story that I couldn't quite relate via SMS: the shaded wall we were pressed against became precious real estate as the sun moved in, and the gearheads next to me thought they'd make more room for themselves (one giant wore a T-shirt that read "I beat anorexia") by pushing off a large planter whose purpose seemed to be to protect the painted mural against wear from leaning bodies. First, three of them tried, and it wouldn't budge; then, because one refused to let the idea go, he convinced a later arrival to help him pull. This tall fellow would immediately straighten up and when asked if he'd hurt his back, answer, "It's bad." His friends led him to security, to request medical attention. In the past two hours or so I'd seen at least two seniors on stretcher beds taken to emergency vehicles at the valet circle, possibly victims of exposure, and shortly afterward he, too, went by in a wheelchair without even so much as a glance at us. No Dark Knight for him.

July 18, 2008

DTVPal

Took more than three weeks since I ordered them, but Dish Network came through—though not without me having to call them because my online transaction crashed and become an account-numbered no-service FTA customer (who knows, maybe it props up their books)—and only two weeks after my $40 coupons expired. Granted I'm unlikely ever to use the timer, but that feature alone does make it the most advanced model on the market when they did. Reception with a passive antenna from the early Nineties was perfectly acceptable, at least upstairs. I like how digital TV allows for multiplexing or whatever it's called, those "sub-channels" which display as decimals on my set and dashes on this and 老婆's Samsung, but apart from 24-hour local weather, most of the content out there is still junk.

July 17, 2008

좋은놈나쁜놈이상한놈

The Good, the Bad and the Weird
A Korean Western? It's no less plausible than Mario Van Peebles'.

July 16, 2008

Canary

I'd love to get away with just snickering at this sort of controversy, but my perspective's been far too polluted by all the titillating product out of Japan. 關羽 雲長, I choose you!

July 15, 2008

Rush

Says they haven't been on TV since 1975, but that can't possibly include their appearance on SCTV. Those were some strange late Friday nights, with my small Black & White set, and those skits sure didn't help. I remember one about a talk show where the guest comes on and shows his entire movie.

July 14, 2008

Oblivion of the Condemned

RPG.net's not coming through with my confirmation (second time I've seen in so many days that a live.com account holder has been deemed persona non grata for forum registration), so I'll propose here that the sequel be a creative, collaborative project undertaken by the very Internet gaming community that exposed the crime, rendering it otherwise unlikely ever to materialize. We could make it even more frustrating such as with hidden pixels that move every once in a while, a single model and voice playing many different characters and a storyline whose unrelated chapters really are written by different people. I'd like very much to see a parody of this misbegotten adventure with actual in-game assets, or at least with work crafted close enough to skirt reprisal from the original copyrights. And in the unlikely event their own name's protected, change it ever so slightly: Samba of the Sauced. Ghetto of the Ghost. Purgatory of the Past.

Q*Bert

I finally got to see The King of Kong this weekend before IKS went down again (later, during the Butterfly Effect) after returning the DVD to the shelf at Best Buy and using the gift card on that WotG expansion pack I'll never need. Was nice to see a documentary that isn't about corporate America bringing on the end of the earth, which seems like all they've been since Hoop Dreams. The drama was infecting, although not so much 懐かしくならから。 And poor Doris Self, chasing that Q*Bert high score until the very end; didn't her Twin Galaxies friends tell her that game was all endurance, and could be played for as long as you had a ride from the bowling alley?

July 12, 2008

SMS→GPS

No, it doesn't.

July 11, 2008

Be Kind

Last night I tried watching Mos Def and Jack Black restocking a video rental store's lost library with inventive, playground-like recreations but stopped when they did and moved on to some story (the rest of the movie) I didn't care much about …Copyright segue, I guess, back to Limbo of the Lost, which still fascinates me, maybe because it's a similar project—well, if those guys had spliced together clips from all those legit films and passed it off as worthy of the same shelf space as games that cost millions or years of development. I mean, the sheer audacity of them even to try:
I am angry that this game got made. I am angry that better artists have had their work stolen to make it. I am angry that this game casts a dark shadow over the genre as a whole, and I am angry that indipendent [sic] game designers will probably face greater criticism than they deserve in the fallout. I am angry this game ever got any review score higher than "total and utter failure of humanity". I am angry that the MPAA has decided not to pursue the case of the stolen film clips as Majestic truly deserves. I am angry that a contracted musician has had to defend himself for doing honest work.
So I went to sleep early, and woke up before 5:30am after a dream it was years ago and I was walking down "the Drag", was it; it was crowded, anyway, and I passed up eating at an outdoor cafeteria with Tejas and his FOB friend (you could tell from his outlandish orange outfit complete with pointed shoes) to stop outside a familiar Japanese restaurant whose brown 暖簾 read 「かわ」 at first glance, which later became 「たかだ」 after I made better sense of the calligraphy. Or my Japanese. John Chen and Steven went in together and were seated at a small table with two wooden chairs on each side, and I joined them on a fabric sofa between. Earlier outside I stopped on a bench next to my future 老婆, who didn't know me from Adam and didn't even look up from her magazine. I left but turned back towards her like Orpheus.

July 10, 2008

World's Biggest

Asshole.

July 09, 2008

Gadget OD

I'm playing catch-up on a lot of devices people take for granted these days: a GPS, which I realize I'd always passed on because I would never heed its instructions, anyway (all I hear is "Recalculating" every turn I make or don't), and an uncomfortable Bluetooth headset work provided me with, since the Garmin can't pair with both my phones, but neither makes it worth answering calls while driving. So now I've got two more things to keep charged and carry around. Then why do I want an electric Mini, too?

July 08, 2008

Gotham Knight

I confess, I'm succumbing somewhat to Batmania, reminiscing about how in my youth I'd easily join the sold-out 3:45am IMAX show next Friday morning, but how I've lost my touch: I added the season of the animated series with the Frank Miller-inspired "Legends of the Dark Knight" episode to an Amazon order, then discovered too late to cancel that it's included on the Gotham Knight Blu-Ray disc, which is also shipping in 3, 2, 1… only to see the thing airing all day long on a satellite channel. (Happened with the SG-1 movie, too.) A dream come true? Okay, yeah. I no longer know any of the names, and while it's missing the CG veneer of the Animatrix, the work's definitely good enough to scratch it off the short list. Again with the enough.

Circle

Don't tell me that Kung Fu Panda ending wasn't inspired by Circle of Iron's!

July 07, 2008

Gort

Controversy's whether, and how, the big man shows up in the Keanu Reeves-as-Klaatu remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. I'd stand and applaud, however, if they used the four-legged CG version they're threatening purists with and kept the original short story's punch line: "I am the master." (Repeat like Darth Vader's "I'm your father", with Stormtrooper backup.)

July 06, 2008

4th

Spent theatre-hopping between Wall-E and Kung Fu Panda, both competent enough computer-generated entertainment. Downtown Disney's view of the fireworks show next door was again unobstructed, but they've since wised up (or we just didn't notice with the Transformers last year) and begun charging a premium for parking after 6pm. The attendant told me it's fully refundable with validation from one of the garish restaurants inside, but didn't think we had the time to wait in line, and you know what, she was right, because in the mad rush to get out afterward, I noticed all their posts were very much unmanned and very much not change-equipped.

But the anniversary of the birth of our great nation isn't supposed to be about ripping each other off, is it? I repeat my thoughts from a presidential election ago with my transcription of that damning Twilight Zone episode:

I'm the kind of idiot who's sick of young people dying because of too many old men like you who fight their battles at dining-room tables… and I take offense at arm-chair warriors who don't know what a shrapnel wound feels like, or what death smells like after three days in the sun, or the look in a man's eyes when he realizes he's minus a leg and his blood is seeping out… you have a great enthusiasm for planting the flag deep, but you don't have a nodding acquaintance with what it's like to bury men in the same soil… no, you'll go back to your bank and it'll be business as usual until the next dinner-time when you'll give us another of your vacuous speeches about a country growing strong by filling its graveyards. Well, you're in for some gratifying times… there'll be a lot of graveyards for you to fill—in Cuba, and in France, and all over Europe and all over the Pacific—and you can sit on the sidelines and wave your pennants because according to your definition, this country's going to get virile as the Devil. From San Juan to Inchon we'll show how red our blood is because we'll spill it. There are two unfortunate aspects to this: one is, that you won't have to spill any; and the other is, you won't live long enough to know I'm right.

July 03, 2008

SGW on G4

NFusion was out for over a week, but fortuitously enough "IKS" came back up for "Bev" not ten minutes before G4 aired with this special: No ground gained on GoW or メタルギ ア to be sure, but neither of those games really allow you to immerse yourself like an MMORPG.

July 02, 2008

DCU

A MySpace page?! And no disrespect to Jim Lee, but wouldn't a better choice of art have been the beloved Bruce Timm style from the cartoons? Would be to me, shut up.

The Experience

"All Good Things"? Not so much.

栄子

I wonder what her end-of-twenties place is now in Japanese society, celebrity body? We can only hope her numerous acting credits, typecast as they may be, are enough to avoid the fate of former celebrity bodies.

July 01, 2008

Handsfree

Law goes into effect today, so I broke down and got a GPS—no, not that fucking KITT one (although come to think of it, Speed Racer might make for a nice theme, Trixie's voice for the turn-by-turn and a programmable 5-button layout)—mainly for the Bluetooth call management. The slightest indication that my sense of direction is suffering, or I just don't want to carry the damned thing around anymore, and I'm loading Taiwanese and giving it to 老婆's dad. But on the subject of driving distractions, the misunderstanding that they're illegal, much less dangerous, only if specifically mentioned in the statutes is perpetuated by FAQ's such as this:
Q: Does the new "hands-free" law allow you to use the speaker phone function of your wireless telephone while driving?
A: Yes.
I swear, the next guy I see thinking he's so clever by holding his flip-phone up to his face and staring into it as if he's making eye contact at a job interview, I'm gonna jeopardize my own safety, too, by starting a blog of BlackBerry photos of people like him on the road. Did I ever mention the slow fat woman I passed by one morning on the way to work, incredulously, with a paperback rested on the airbag of her minivan steering wheel?

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