1) As big as the problems the world can boast/It's the smaller things that bother us most. "#^@* mosquitoes!"
2) "I got you! [<i>squish</i>] I wish this blood sacrifice would make every mosquito in the world come together and form one giant god mosquito we could kill once and for all!"
3) [Doorbell rings.] You may not think gods are real anymore/Be careful still what you wish to them for!
4) "I'm the God of Mosquitoes. So you think you can make us extinct?"
5) "Technically all of us combined would weigh over 200,000 tons (*110 trillion mosquitoes with an average weight of 2mg each), but I shrank myself down to small enough to teach you a lesson!" [<i>Smack!</i>]
6) "This is for the 128 of my people you've killed over the years!" [<i>Crack!</i>]
7) "What about the 5291 I fed..." [<i>Whack!</i>]
8) [Moans from prone position under rubble]
9) "Hi, I'm Dusty Doobies, CEO of Pepsi. We were told you were fighting for the fate of humanity, so we thought we'd bring you this!"
10) "It's an experimental flavor of Mountain Dew. It has more sugar than we'd recommend for someone your age and blood glucose tests, but it just may save your life!"
11) [Insert photo of Flaming Hot] Fire = super-effective vs. Bug type
12) He expected death from diabetes/But instead gained the strength of Hercules! [<i>rip</i>]
13) [Stands up and removes shirt]Given such a gift, would you receive it?
14) Told such a story, can you believe it? "昇龍拳!" [Sureyoucan!]
15) [Dusty comes to his side, in ripped clothing, too. Doorbell rings again.]
16) "I'm the God of Dragonflies. So you think you can take out our food source?" [Line of animals behind, going up the food chain.]