Trekma Quotes

Trekma Quotes is a scrolling list of quotations, excerpts and noises collected by Trekma creator Jinsoo Kang hidden within the game.

How to Unlock

The communicator item usually offers only three selections; by using the replicator near Ten Forward and finishing three plates of Lo Mein, the following message is received—

Lo Mein overload! You have conquered the Island! Thou hast attained the level of avatar! Seek within thine premier item.

—and "Trekma Quotes" become available on the list.

Full List

Trekma Quotes

(which pretty much have nothing to do with Trekma)

Euff. — Bolo

Give you a round. — Nam Jae

Make the necessary preparations. — Jin

Yo Jin, close up shop. — Nam Jae

On the ball. — Street Fighterian expression

Yagimatadeh! Unduhgahdeh! — Nam Jae

I LOVE being a nuisance! — guess who

…'Asian' not 'oriental.' Rugs are oriental, he is Asian… — Chris

Tiger Knee! Tiger Knee! — Nam Jae, performing the move in his mother's spandex pants, thus swiftly making another entry into the Nam Jae Files

It's the 'guess' programming technique. — Jin

No… I'm getting INTO it! — Jin fighting off his re-entrance into the Street Fighter abyss

You have joined the dark side! Membership card! — Nam Jae to Jin (after one too many games of Street Fighter II)

eigu eigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aeigu aigu eigu eigu. — complete e-mail message from Paul (Subj: eigu.)

Yo make the rounds bitch (or something to that effect) — Nam Jae wherever there is more than one eating establishment

..... — G-13

How dare doth thee! — Nam Jae

Paranaue… paranaue, parana… — Capoeira-boys

What's all this hooey about a chinin? — Nam Jae (waking up an angry Jin)

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh — Jin

Chris up. — Nam Jae (to Graphic Designer Boy who's been trying to get Spear of Destiny high scores for several hours)

It'd be like, 'Worf, there's some renegades aboard the ship…' — Jin

Yo, flip? — Nam Jae

Jiggety-yo. — Jin the Master of Hip-Hop

I'm not touching you… — Nuisance Boy

This could mean the end of Trekma. — Jin, upon seeing the MODULE LEVEL CODE TOO LARGE error message

The MAX — Stupid Nam Jae after being asked how many buffalo wings he wants

Come back here! — Jin to the fleeing Paul who has just won a game of Street Fighter II (1991)

Come back here! — Nam Jae to the fleeing Jin who has just won a game of Super Street Fighter II (1995)

Bitch, again?! — Chris responding to Nam Jae's quick visits to the toilet (post D'Angelo's)

I feel no pain. I feel no pain! — Jin in a state of disbelief after his successful second attempt at finishing two plates of Lo Mein (the first had left him in unimaginable agony)

AAAALLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! — Paul with flailing tongue scaring the hell out of an unknown pedestrian

You're in the air <snap> You're on the ground <snap> — Nam Jae doing Stuart Quan's dialogue

<snap> OW! <snap> OW! — Nam Jae doing Stuart Quan's back handsprings (HA HA HA!)

…then I'll pound him! — Pat Smith (the intellectual)

Kay Ehpu Chi — Nam Jae naming his favorite poultry establishment

…use a shoe on the end of a wiffle bat and aringatame yourself. After you regain consciousness and spit out the puke that has been sitting in your mouth for three days, you will feel much less tense. — Paul

Just GOSUB that shit. — Programmin' Nam Jae

We're looking at a June 1st release date for Trekma. — Jin

Order me some pizza? Yo, order me some pizza? — Nuisance Boy Strikes again

I am Doom Masteeerrrrrr! — Chris (apparently needing some self-esteem)

The most revolutionary game since Kung-Fu Heroes. — Trekma promo

Chu-i-chide, it's a chu-i-chide… — Nam Jae's 'Wings-To-Go' rap

In sixteen-hundred-sixty-six, London burned like rotten sticks… and fuck you too. — Jin the Bard

I've got the Mountain Dew blues, Me and the Mountain Dew blues, Just a little bit longer 'Til the six o'clock news. — Jay (starting a new era?)

Funky dope new logo. — Jin describing Trekma's funky dope new logo

If I get this in, MC J era will die in a year. — MC J himself, making a prophecy of the Basketball God in June of 1995

<swish!> — the shot going in

You should rename Trekma Ultrek; it sounds better, and more people'll see the connection. — Jay

IF INKEY$ = CHR$(27) GOTO kamthenam — from the Trekma source code

Sah joh. — Chris

…it dawned upon me…that my mouth was indeed full of a chicken's testicle. — Jay

I must find the Empress. — Jin

MC J serious. — Nam Jae

I am now a Black Muslim. — Paul

Allah!

References

"The Mountain Dew Blues" is from a collection by Jay here: [1]

Chicken testicles is a Taiwanese delicacy reviewed by Jay here: [2]