Fucking Skype: log off and can't remember your password, and you have to register a new account because they let you without an e-mail confirmation. That's one way to boost your userbase.

Fucking RTB: I was trying to make it home on my last gallon of gas when this shithead in a Corolla cuts around me (I was stalled by that god-damned light at the school which turns yellow, even when there's no cross-traffic), then sits at the next intersection, you guessed it—in the right lane. I seriously considered getting out, as I had enough time, and beating his face in.