Came home one day to find the following note taped to my doorknob:

[b/w contact info]
Now if only it had this URL listed at the bottom, I might have called… I kid, of course; what perverse pleasure there is in having a woman come do maid-work in a maid's outfit escapes me. Especially with this disclaimer: デリバリーヘルスではないので性的サービスは一切いたしません、ご注意ください！