Years ago I stayed up one night watching a 60's heist flick called Gambit, otherwise unremarkable if not for me remembering, after all this time, a young and lithe Shirley Maclaine snaking into a tight space to steal an objet d'art; surely this lingering lust would resurface decades later during Entrapment's own chef d'oeuvre moment of altruistic explosion.

And while I contemplate this, supporters of clemency for Tookie Williams pray that humanity own up to its life and death decisions. See, this is (else)where I part ways with the liberal agenda; the system may indeed be slanted against convicts of color, but what elevates them above their victims? BTW, Snoop's also done promo work for Girls Gone Wild.