I'm not sure whether to add sales calls to my enemies list: on the one hand, they annoy me, at home and here in the office. Just now a guy from PC Mall asks about our IT projects, and actually held to my every word as if expecting a detailed presentation; I tell him, send us a catalogue, and I'll keep you in mind when I want to order something; and he says, get this, "I'll think about it." On the other, they offer me the delicious opportunity to take potshots at people who go in everyday and submit themselves for a living to my carefully-scripted jerkstore-like repartee.