Been a whole day now, but here’s what I remember: 老婆 watched me wake up laughing to a Colbert Report skit which introduced another of his aliases: Cullbucks, or Cullbux, owner of the network. (Must’ve mistaken the definition of the word, which happens a lot.) He and Will Ferrell confronted him in a scene where he played both roles like Shatner’s body double for comedic effect. Cullbucks identified his arch-nemesis as “Brain Gap”; Ferrell’s face was painted with black and white stripes like a one of those Star Trek aliens, and Colbert revealed, turning his head so the other side became visible, that the lines had run to half his face, though in a perpendicular direction. The audience ate it up.