Ninja Gaiden Σ
Must be my router doesn't like the PlayStation Store, either, because the ~1GB demo took all night to download. It's very 1080pretty, I'll give it that much, but it's still no more ninja than Ninja Gaiden in the arcade was. (I remember getting through the entire game at the Magic Mountain water park in Dallas on nearly a single quarter by always running for the gymkata bar and letting Dave B.'s deep pockets do all the work while I just kicked away. Good stuff, even for a summer of pon farr.) No sneaking around like Metal Gear or Manhunt, and neither massive-immersive nor multiplayer. Safe to say, I've completely lost interest in this type of thing.