In Soviet Russia
—Something something you? I confess to many such infuriating instances throughout my online career, but never once did I think meeting one of my ten-year-younger arch-nemeses in person (should his school schedule or the bus route permit) would result in my death. Dunno if popular culture's quite ready to let this make for Law & Order material, because the MMO aspect would probably be sidelined like it was in that recent Office episode with Dwight in Second Life for some tawdry real-world accessory plot.
Update: Oh wait, they already have. 비 beat me to the current season.