Methinks someone hasn't heard of the massive RMT devaluation in the aging economy, having returned to it recently—trust me, however, this is hardly a case of wishing "I knew how to quit you"; I'm perfectly content soloing my new low-level job for an hour a night, just as I've learned to moderate my taste for high-fructose corn syrup (read: lay off the self-flagellation, as if there'll be Coke in the afterlife). In fact, I'm incorporating this very same outlook into a serialized mock episode of SVU or Criminal Intent with which I had the idea to embellish my otherwise uneventful blog. Korean dramas are so passé now. I came up with the "true incident" (as in "Although inspired in part by a [~], the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event") while driving to Chick Fil-A today. Coming soon.