The Channel 13 11-o'clock news anchors read viewer e-mail before letting me watch Detectives Goren & Eames, and tonight's topic (announced, presumably, earlier in the hour) was what you'd put in a time capsule. Tonight there was one from someone with the same first name as an old co-worker to the effect of, "Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, so people of the future would know what primitive life was like." I made the connection because the fucking moron's got just about the only car I've seen outside of Texas with a 2004 Bush bumpersticker. He once drove me to a department lunch in it, and I felt like an embarrassed kid getting dropped off at school in some wreck my peers of primitives would tease me about.