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April 30, 2008

ゼブラーマン

If there was ever a movie that I wanted to live up to my expectations, this was it. It did so many things right; characters such as the crab killer and scenes not only like in the Zebranurse dream—the whole concept, in fact, that feels right out of Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol (and you know me, that’s just about the highest compliment I’m capable of), but why oh why did Miike of all people keep it kiddie fare?! Not every adult fantasy has to go the way of 殺し屋1, but a big climax like that ruined Ghostbusters, too.

April 29, 2008

Spaced

I had read this called the best sitcom of all time, but three episodes into the Amazon UK import, I'm just not seeing it. The "homage" subtitles aren't really as necessary as its reputation insists, no more than the average episode of Family Guy. I say if you're gonna go for wacky, go all out like in the Young Ones; a laugh track certainly might help the traditional format; and honestly, will there ever be supporting characters to top Kramer or Newhart's Larry & the Darylls? Between this and the IT Crowd's failure to live up to the Office (which killed after returning from the writer's strike with the dinner party, then petered out again; I remembered over the weekend that I had my own idea for a サラリーマン show, before even the British version, but about people who spend their time at a job looking for better ones), next time I think I'll stick with the sure-thing Mortal Kombat: Conquest DVD's.

April 25, 2008

Worlds

I got accepted asked to register for the beta! Now I just need a PC!

April 24, 2008

echocrome

Somewhere in the world, Rajeev Gantela is squirming with delight.The demo was so short (not like the one for that Hard Boiled "sequel", which felt like the whole freakin' game) you almost have to buy the full version when it becomes available on the PlayStation Store. That and Wipeout HD; and to think, I passed up digital download Rez off Xbox Live last month.

April 23, 2008

OGC

Brilliant new logo for British ministry:
I think it looks Buddhist. Too many kung fu movies.

April 22, 2008

Deal or No Deal

Took a while for C&L to post the video, but it's still just as unbelievable disgusting sad as when I saw the preview Sunday. Leader of the Free World: "Howie, I don’t know if you’re free to come to Washington anytime soon but I have to reach an agreement with Congress on the federal budget. How’d you like to host a $3 trillion dollar ‘Deal or No Deal?’" I doubt even Jonathan Swift could've come up with stuff like this. Who says we haven't evolved?

Gulliver's Travels

Sunday night I surfed upon Ted Danson's Lemuel Gulliver and while they took made-for-TV liberties with the material (including an ending more Tolkien than Swift), some of the prescient social commentary was intact:
But, if what I told him were true, he was still at a Loss how a Kingdom could run out of its Estate like a private Person. He asked me, who were our Creditors; and where we should find Money to pay them. He wonder'd to hear me talk of such chargeable and extensive Wars; that certainly we must be a quarrelsome People, or live among very bad Neighbours, and that our Generals must needs be richer than our Kings. He asked what Business we had out of our own Islands, unless upon the Score of Trade or Treaty, or to defend the Coasts with our Fleet. Above all, he was amazed to hear me talk of a mercenary standing Army in the midst of Peace, and among a free People. He said, if we were governed by our own Consent in the Persons of our Representatives, he could not imagine of whom we were afraid, or against whom we were to fight […]

April 21, 2008

Jessica Rabbit

More lifelike than Homer, but perhaps that's not what's called for.

Conquest

The NFusion's channel labels work now, after changing the Primary Network setting from DISH to Bell, and perusing my many choices this weekend (as far as my guide goes, limited as it is to the next hour's programming) what should I happen across on the "Action" network but Mortal Kombat: Conquest from years back! If my life can be summed up as one guilty pleasure after another, then this has to be a Casey Novak case where the defendant loses it on the stand and has to be carried out in restraints.

April 17, 2008

MK vs. DC

Seriously, how do you leg-sweep Superman? I can't say I'm completely disinterested in learning. After all, some of us have been waiting for the ultimate crossover fighting game for over a decade. Flash doesn't count!

April 16, 2008

Home

Like I told 비, I think I make myself sick to justify staying at home for work (and waking up too late). The only real difference telecommuting—apart from the savings to the environment, my gas tank and all around—is my slightly less comfortable non-Aeron metal folding chair from Target. And multitasking to cable and the millions of gil I spent forcing down my HP for a 1339 Flare, not to mention the hours last night popping the Asklepios NM.

April 15, 2008

Canada

This just about wraps it up for me. Goodbye, America!

April 14, 2008

Phantom

Quite entertaining, from the anachronistic 80's theme music to the stirred memories of reading early 20th-century French mysteries not only of Gaston Leroux like Le mystère de la chambre jaune but also those featuring Arsène Lupin (and Fantômas!), Petit Larousse in hand. In fact, I had a dream I was being quizzed on French pronouns and prepositions this morning. Then I woke up parched; I swore it was a visit from Dehydron, who's less an ally of Homer's Gamblor than one of those creepy aliens from Ultraseven.

April 13, 2008

Avatar Simulator

Begging your pardon for the ad; Cory Doctorow's all up in arms against corporate stinginess but he doesn't mind their sponsorship. Funny, I had this idea a while back, too, but for driving. The guy needs to work in a Robocop (or WoW, for the younger generation)-like UI for the full effect.

April 10, 2008

Satellite of Love

After assembling the dish last week, I finally dug up some coax and hooked it into the receiver, with mixed results. Good: got a decent signal, as worried I was about not facing due South. 500+ channels, 2% of them pr0n. Good enough: it's only to (presumably, from all the French) a Canadian satellite, the labels don't match and guide doesn't work. Meanwhile Time Warner continues to bill me, according to the guy behind the bulletproof window, because they haven't gotten around to disconnecting me from "the pole."

April 09, 2008

DC

Reason for the trip was supposed to be the cherry blossoms, but who are we kidding, it's the food that stays with you. (The cold outside wasn't helping.) A chain called Potbelly there has this pizza sandwich that'd be perfect with anchovies. 설링탕 and 김치 at 감미옥 in NYC, of course, Papaya King instead of Nathan’s this time, and breakfast at some hole-in-the-wall out in the boonies with homemade pomegranate jam 비 would marry if she could and an omelet that I think was made so memorable by the crunchy bacon there.
I also got an あしたのジョー T-shirt from Uniqlo, whose Soho store is insane. Chris chose ゴルゴ13, but Joe’s saga appeals to me more. Better than Rocky, like 宇宙戦艦ヤマト had far more impact than the first two Star Wars movies. My how the mind travels, too.

April 08, 2008

Back to Life

I've got some bloggin' to do about my trip to the East Coast, but I thought I'd try one of those reverse gimmicks (which I saw recently—oh yeah, Michael Clayton; I liked Clooney a lot in the Solaris remake, but this was an Academy Award contender? Had nothing on The Insider from a while back) and relate an incident on the freeway this afternoon: I merged onto the 91 in front of a headlit van driven by a large red-haired woman who was leaned over as if reaching under the seat. At least two car lengths separated us, I signaled in advance and moved over slowly enough but saw in the mirror that she gave me the finger! I then felt entitled to hypothesize she was holding up a side of her body as she swung into the exit lane to the right, anyway. Was a big oaf on the return flight, too, who rested his arm over his shoulder and covered my Red™ screen with his clumsy-looking hand. Ironic that most the people in the cities, with the exception of a fascist Amtrak employee who barked back, "don't shush me" to a customer, weren't nearly as rude. Nice Black fellow who saw us get off the shuttle from Dulles being led around by the weight of our backpacks kindly directed us to the nearest McDonald's.

April 03, 2008

Goodbye Time Warner

$62/month for hundreds of channels displaying a message telling me to subscribe to them? I'll try my luck with FTA. Way I figure, equipment will pay for itself by fall. What's left on TV for me, anyway? I have a sneaking suspicion all that Law & Order before bed is making me dream so much lately, keeping me "watching" and from getting a good night's sleep.

April 02, 2008

Back

I won’t exaggerate the extent to which my overall quality of life is suffering from these occasional spasms, but it’s certainly no picnic worrying that any slight movement will bring one of them about. The pain seems concentrated in my lower back, slightly to the right side, often triggered when rising from a hard surface, but as debilitating as it can be, I’m often able to “run it off”. And I wonder what further damage that’s doing. Aleve doesn’t work like it did for my neck, since this seems to have almost become a regular condition, and サロンパス like so many nicotine patches. 비 insists I go see a doctor, or worse, a chiropractor, and as much as I don’t trust my involuntary reaction to foreign contact, it could be to a much worse place.

April 01, 2008

Mother of Pearl

Not sure which'll come first, a GPS-capable Pearl to T-Mobile or my SIM back, so I might as well hold out for the iPhone-looking 3000.

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