Today Bcc'd me a fluff piece about John McCain whose author was omitted (as was his flip-flopping political stances, questionable moral and ethical practices and general unfitness for any position of authority or respect) but easily revealed as none other than Turdblossom himself. Of course, this only cements her establishment as reverse role model—she says boycott The Golden Compass, I buy it on Blu-Ray; she says consider the conservative candidate, I vote for him only if I am shot in head because I refused to at gunpoint and re-animated into a zombie somehow still interested in civic duty than brains—but I am loathe to imagine all the others like her that let their pastors, much less chain e-mail, guide them to eternal salvation after a lifetime of Bravo's reality programming and weekend outlet mall shopping.