Growing up I had the hardest time accepting the old adage, crime doesn't pay, I guess because the good guys were always saying it as their lackeys were hauling off the catch of the day but for some reason weren't too confident in the penal system to exact retribution afterwards; weren't we being addressed as benefiting from the triumph over evil, and not so much warned against such a career? So while I appreciate the effort to preserve karma with this Homer's Swear Jar of an idea, I just don't see it paying.