My opinion of America is so low at the moment Michael Phelps means as much to me as John Wayne did to Public Enemy, so I'm grateful to NBC for sparing me from our latest weapon of mass distraction and making some of 北京的乒乓 available online. (Why not post all of Korea's Men's team bronze victory? I wanted to see 유승민 play, damnit!) Of course you have to install Silverlight and the "commentary" raises liveblogging to an artform.

Could be a scene from the new Prisoner.