So far the highlight of my business trip was finding a Nathan's Famous (oh come on, look at that hot dog favicon) in Phoenix, when I went the other way back down the whole freakin' airport looking for a second Jody Maroni's because we'd passed one getting to the gate. Humorouser and humorouser: I had to contain myself as my roommate fell asleep to the Fox News Channel… did I ever mention the time we had a luncheon and another co-worker gave me a lift to the restaurant—in a car with a "W" sticker in the rear windshield? I felt dirty getting out.