I don’t know what keeps taking me back there, much less for their deplorable “Tuna”. Sure, it’s been added to their 5-dollar menu, but just how much more should they be charging for what is essentially tuna-flavored mayo? The shit is scooped up like ice cream—which, to its credit, is thicker—and somehow there’s a fanbase that isn’t revolted watching it then be spread into another layer of what might as well be mustard or Chipotle sauce, only to compete with them which runs off first. Why not drive further for Togo’s superior Albacore, or better yet to the supermarket that’s bound to be next door to the franchise and collect all the fixings and make my own? Of course it’ll happen to be the week neither Chicken of the Sea nor Starkist is on sale, the kind in bags, anyway, and the smallest jar of the good stuff (Best Foods) is still gonna be left over and get thrown out …yeah, I’m a lazy fuck, that’s why.
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