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Woke up with a longing-from-long ago for Sugar Smacks, which have apparently since been updated to drop the unhealthy but apt moniker and imbue the once-innocent mascot with Poochie-like ‘tude.

from to (Speaking of temporal displacement and eating, remind me one day to elaborate on my new approach to Chinese food: chow down by moving your stomach two hours into the future.) My usual grocers didn’t stock it at all, leading me to suspect more food-related intrigue before finding it on the shelves at former strike-buster Stater Bros. The retro bug was again short-lived, as a single bowl left even my Mountain Dew-hardened frame jittery for the rest of the day, but it did prompt research into the ever-elusive discontinued C.W. Post cereal of my youth. The rock-like granola will probably be too hard for my teeth now.

Tagged food, Mountain Dew, retro, The Simpsons, 中國