Ten years later, the world’s (more) “woke” to racial injustice, and even if in ten more this movie’s outright banned and has to be run off-grid or something, I’ll still find it funny as fuck. The journey of the shoe alone surely deserves an epic poem—I think I’ll work on one to break the monotony of my upcoming travels:
At a meeting of nations came one Lesser guest,
A pair of shining White vessels hosted their best;
Alas, a mishap in port marked one of their hulls,
And their welcome was noticed by even the ‘gulls.
The captain, dismayed, directed a quick re-launch—
The current was feisty, but the captain was staunch;
So did the crew lose control that fateful day,
And the ship while a-shine again drifted away.
…Didn’t get to salvation by the giant beanstalks, 72 billable hours a week will do that to you, but I did reunite with a good portion of my genetic pool, ate the 김치 and 장조림 that usually accompanies it, and saw a Smeg refrigerator
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