McDonald’s must have hella warped vision of American health, like we’re Rudolph’s skinny Santa. Still, I shouldn’t fault them for exercising some imagination with their menu, since it’s one of Taco Bell’s strengths. I actually like the McMuffin one
and remember my middle school buddy Greg Benjamin inventing fries-in-a-cheeseburger
. Heck, maybe someday we’ll be making “hacks” of bug dishes and Soylent Green, for that true human dining experience.


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