Last year I thought the Sony Reader might make a perfectly good addition to my collection of junk, but some sense got in the way. Here comes Amazon.com's Kindle, which I'd just as soon add to the fireplace like Homer's library (what was it, Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, The Lottery, Canine Surgery and Fahrenheit 451), but c'mon, wireless access to Wikipedia has got to be as close to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as we've ever gotten. I immediately closed the tab when I saw Michelle Malkin's name.