Playing this game at 2am last night I realized why I got out of offline videogames: press reset (or the 2 button, as the case may be) and you get yet another shot at getting to the next typewriter wasting one less bullet. If I had save points like that in real life, I'd still be trying to ace tests in high school. Or topping "jerk store" comebacks. The true resident evil, if not the rice weevils I only just discovered I had been cooking up in my kitchen all these years, must be my tendency to be virtually anal. Rhyme, too.

You only get one hit, that's the beauty of it,
What's the good in crying?
It's always been that way, at the end of the day,
You gotta keep on trying.
Life's a one take movie and I don't care what it means,
I'm saving up my tears for the crying scene.

—Aztec Camera