California now mandates a minimum 6-hour course for new or renewing Notary Public comissions; on top of that, there's God's own pre-requisite that the one desirable woman in a room of thirty with a body belying her Saturday morning sweatshirt & jeans be wearing thong underwear. And that she also be seated in a folding chair two rows in front of me. How I tried to make "lookunsexyplacelookunsexyplacelookunsexyplace" my mantra and divert my attention to the wideloads at other desks, but the damage was done, by the time the proctors arrived I was unable to tell a subscribing witness certificate from a subscription to Victoria's Secret.