…And later last night I get a call, well past the grace period for April Fools, from Ron informing me that E3 is off, due to heightened restrictions on industry qualification. (Was a long time coming. Faxed-in forged W-2's is one thing; a website from the early 90's is another.) Luck-wise, it might as well make up for my savings on underwear—a day off sleeping in isn't much different than one spent walking around miles of convention floor looking for something worth not getting to—but my buddies in Houston with their non-refundable flights, they're due for a lot of the good stuff. Maybe sex?