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October 22, 2007

99's Left Eye

Anachronistic local network channel 19 is just about the only place I can watch Get Smart anymore, as I've long since learned my lesson about retro experiences, that they're best had in small doses and with equally small investments. There are some great laughs, however, and while the pacing often leaves me scratching my head, I think I've finally opened my eyes (both of them) to Barbara Feldon.

October 17, 2007

Cable vs. DSL

It's about time I cleaned house, and while this small act of decision-making leaves pretty much all the clutter intact (and then some, seeing as how it extends into two storages), cable must go. And with it, 10+ years of Earthlink. No big loss, as they've done nothing all this time to earn my customer loyalty. It's too bad service providers like them don't think in these terms. Choice came down to keeping static IP DSL with no observable difference in bandwidth and a setup charge that's already paid for, and sticking with Time Warner who continue to gouge me with their TV tiers.

October 16, 2007

Ex-Men

미사장 (미 as in 미친, get it) insists on making a case of my defection, with little regard for the freedoms our state imbues in at-will employment and courts imply in their disapproval of solicitation restrictions, much less her own company's hiring practices. Two months after she snuck in a replacement from the Aurora well, she's still calling us out for the "broken promise" not to steal me away, then in the same day accept the explanation, only to be struck with a mood swing the kind that must accompany the menopause her fellow 아줌마 there accused her of for keeping the office a meat locker and comparing the situation with a breakup between a couple and whether or not it's right for one of them afterwards—let's assume it's the fella, shall we—to date his ex's friend. This drama is over for you, crazy lady. Meet me and the kids five years later at the Towne Center Trader Joe's.

October 14, 2007

The IT Crowd

I had high hopes for this show (like an Office spin-off), but BoingBoing's been wrong before. Alas, apart from T-shirt references and the DVD menus, the characters are only superficial stereotypes cut-&-paste into situation comedy templates. Seems I could imagine far more interesting scenarios back in my own IT department, but maybe those wouldn't have progressed much beyond the "have you tried turning it on and off" line, either.

October 10, 2007

細川ふみえ

Was the summer of '92 when I was introduced to her and Japanese idol culture, which like all the finest institutions in the world, has to throw out its trash eventually. And I'm sure by now you've heard (the mostly anecdotal accounts) how the streets of that crowded island nation are lined with perfectly good electronic appliances cast out to make room for upgrades. Our threshold for titillation may have come a long way since, but there were certainly times between dumps—and I have to admit, often long before them—when I fantasized about her current situation (the weekly covers are gone, so I have to read the articles) and coming to the rescue.

Bionic Woman

I tried to watch it, I really did. And how is this new to someone who watched every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Alias (well, at least until everybody began turning out to be related to everyone else)? They even had to start the series off with another bionic woman, usually a second or third season storyline, to give her a decent challenge. For finer chicks, check out the weeklies here. For better fights, watch Family Guy.

BlackBerry Withdrawal

I most certainly am missing the thing, which is what I get for working for a Microsoft cronypartner (see last post) and having no real need to pay T-Mobile twenty more dollars a month not to miss it. But I think for the most part the vibrations are gone. Not that I won't vouch for the phenomenon, which was more like a productivity amputation: somehow the smaller shared buttons made for faster typing than the full keyboard on the HTC, and the 2-point font you're supposed to use in Gmail is a joke. Skype itself is hardly a selling point as further away as the Internet seems now.

Pocket PC

If Windows Mobile is any indication, I'm beginning to understanding the iPhone's raison d'être. How could anyone in their right mind could consider this a GUI? Stylus is a throwback to the Palm era; I think I can no longer wield one except for Nintendo games. ActiveSync seems to have a mind of its own, "advanced" settings never are, and this might be the hardware, but the second one I'm on also lights up for no discernible cause whatsoever. And the coverage of Verizon's EV-DO network (which varies depending upon your table at McDonald's) has me wanting to kill that guy in their ads.

October 08, 2007

Family Guy

Of course I haven't been sick in over a year, neither, but it seems like forever since I last worked my abs ROFLing (although my Florence Nightingale for the weekend lamenting her パウンチ had me going earlier in the day, too):

[This entry re-edited when the better-cut clip became available.]

October 03, 2007

Fortune Cookie

I kid not, now they're telling jokes—

Q: Why do people get headaches?
A: Because they haven't been using them!

LEARN CHINESE: What time is it?
現在幾點 Xian jai ge dan [sic?]

—Confucius must be rolling in his grave.

October 01, 2007

커피프린스 1호점

Okay, Irene, you were right about this one. I was almost certain I'd hate it from the cheesy premise, but there's something sinister, definitely less K-drama and more Crying Game, about the way the main character falls for a woman he thinks is a man. And who am I to resist when he finally tells her, 니가 남자건, 외계인이건, 이제 상관 안 해.

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