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The physiological adjustment required of me Mondays would’ve ordinarily had me skip this one, but for a coincidental “slow news day” article: the Italian bombshell (late of Reddit) had since retired to a life of public service, which included rescue missions in her flying car. I was with old mates Michael Su and Rajeev Gantela on such a excursion to a wildfire site, which began over harmless enough ramps, then took to the air with the kind of launch so common in my dreams, that we couldn’t possibly survive. I turned to my panicked companions and asked them if either of them did, to give my family my love, but prematurely. The incident left me skeptical, however, despite playback of the landing, so Ms. Loren took it upon herself to prove to me that the ride hadn’t been a ruse by returning me to our safety seats in a dark room. The cross arrangement and wiring reminded me of the “Back to Reality” episode of Red Dwarf, didn’t it?

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