Then I get to Jersey, where a shitty Whopper at a rest area Burger King/food court costs more than the comparatively gourmet one I had at the MEM Backyard Burgers. The room here at the Marriot isn't any better than the backwater-burg Days Inn I just left and runs thirty bucks a night more and doesn't have Comedy Central. (Or scIFi, so I miss Battlestar Galactica and Jon Stewart.) Oh, and what's this, they charge for an even weaker WiFi.