The Hangman’s Rope

December 29th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

The chain of events is like most reality as of late too strange for fiction, but this time with a well-deserved ending (even if it’s just for the season), and the lesson that douchebags not only need be given enough rope to hang themselves, but on occasion will have it supplied by other douchebags in a nexus of douchebaggery.

Leaving Las Vegas

December 27th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

…for good, really, our latest road trip there lets me cross it off places I’m likely ever to return to, which is kind of a good feeling, despite the reason of course being that little time’s left for it to change, similar to how I have fewer things left to eat. Speaking of which, a single Nathan’s Famous chili dog at one of the New York, New York exits (next to a woman manning an oxygen station who told her fellow booth operator that Christmas Day was the worst she’d had yet) now costs nearly ten dollars with tax and no longer even offers the snapping skin. Surprisingly cheaper box of fish & chips at Gordon Ramsay’s place, though factor in the wait, the lack of seating, then the fight through the crowds to get it back to your room warm, and the none of this seems worth the trouble. Bring back the original Star Trek Experience and maybe? I kept thinking of the drive I made once to meet a friend I no longer have and missed an item on the auction house in a game I no longer play, might that have been the wrong life-altering decision? At least the weather cooperated at the Cajon Pass and I didn’t crash the car as I have been in the dreams leading up to and during the trip.

Josie & the Pussycats

December 21st, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

I woke up the other night and decided to read up on the Pussycats, having largely parted ways with them after disappointing revival attempts at the turn of the century. Their Wiki mentions a compilation from Rhino in 2001, but the one I got was issued a few years before, and neither had “Clock on the Wall”, anyway, which may have turned me off most of all.The 2020 Blu-Ray remaster looks crisp like my OTA VHS recordings aren’t (despite using SP mode!), and even while I was making them I knew it was too late for that idyllic spirit of adventure they depicted, it could still await my next of kin.

The Future’s So Bright

December 18th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

There was a suspicious car traveling up the street, I think maybe because the driver wasn’t immediately visible, so somehow I was able to hop in the back and confront the occupants. “This isn’t possible,” I accused, “You must be from the future!” The two or three men admitted as much, as our vehicle converted to a boat and took off on the open seas. (I was reminded of The Last Starfighter, which we watched the other night. It wasn’t really that good, was it, apart from the premise, which I’d rather have seen again on a 12-minute episode of Regular Show.) We entered a purple gash in the air, and the sky went from sunny to dark as we docked. They warned me that in their time, non-Whites were gone, purged, didn’t press for an explanation, and that I’d stick out. The city was a bland shade of brown and eerily empty of inhabitants, like an early videogame. The boy, still a four-footer, tried befriending one of the local Village of the Damned children but heeding our host’s advice, I told him to let go of her hand.

Thought-provoking foray into race relations aside, another of my familiar themes in dreams is the long journey on foot alone, often across unimaginable distances and non-navigable terrain, which may or may not be a corollary of transportation woes, though fortunately I spare myself the actual experience and only reflect upon it before or afterward. This morning I traced my trip from somewhere in northern New England to upstate New York by way of Canada and the “Madison” River, probably mistaken for the Hudson. Is there some challenge I’m bracing for, and am I burdening myself unnecessarily by taking the more difficult approach, like how I prefer to use a manual screwdriver instead of the cordless drill?

Dazzle Ships

December 17th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

Before I forget that I have this ’83 OMD album in heavy rotation and it inevitably falls out, I wanted to remind myself how much I’ve liked it since I got the cassette (probably at Sound Warehouse), “critical reassessment” notwithstanding, and this time around my initial bother by the “ABC Auto-Industry” interlude gave into awe of its prescience, pre-AI and social media. Incredible, ain’t it, that we got past being alienated by machines and now they keep us from being lonely?

Angelo Badalamenti

December 13th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

Mutant Ninjas

December 11th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

A single-lane road went around the back of the parking lot, but when I approached it to exit, two sedans were oncoming. The asphalt ahead of them was broken, though, resulting in an abrupt four-foot drop, which neither must’ve seen because the first fell head-long onto the lower ground then the one behind landed on top. It seemed like I stepped out to investigate. The driver of the buried car appeared: he (?) was a hunched humanoid, but his body was covered in a large drum-like steel shell and his head comprised of goggles for eyes and a screaming mouth. Another of its kind emerged from the wreckage and was just as angry. I left the monsters to themselves by promptly departing to their left in the original way out, glad that the dashcam had caught everything.

Has this already been done? A man’s life is linked inextricably to an ancient samurai sword somehow and becomes virtually immortal unless the weapon is broken. Well, that was the premise of the caper I took part in before waking up for good today (then again, it is Sunday), where a female Japanese detective and I uncovered the mystery, then rewound to catch a re-enactment of the origin of the bond between the two, which, to our disappointment, was lacking in special effects: he was a nobody who happened to be around when its crate was broken.

Anti-Choke

December 2nd, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

I’ve used highlights from Son in the past, that one as an OBS scene when my former Brawlstars partner would score, but I’ve gotta hand it to him for defying the do-or-die stakes and coming through with a world-class assist to advance. Somewhere out there, assuming the Parkinson’s hasn’t completely taken his mind, 윤대섭 smugly recalls championing his countrymen against the doubts of a fellow viewer of Soccer Made in Germany. I lived to see the advent of Kpop, too.

Game Gear

November 28th, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

“Curvaceous” seems wholly inadequate to describe the extent to which my new roommate stretched her mammary integument, but alas my imagination was not to receive the same treatment, as her attention turned to presenting her Nintendo Wii with its custom D-pad equipped controller barely the size of a 9v battery on our bed. Myself I had a Switch or Sega Game Gear and was apparently on a support call, but having moved the device from under a blanket, I accidentally pressed some buttons or the touchscreen and lost my place, jeopardizing the transaction. It annoyed me that there were at least two unfamiliar peripherals attached to the top of my handheld, whose ownership I attributed to my gaming succubus. Meanwhile, her ex dropped in, a half-naked fellow with a single large left breast and a sullen look on his face like Pygar’s from Barbarella, and spoke to her off to the side, though I overheard him ask why she hadn’t consummated our arrangement, as if it were inevitable! Another bare-chested golden-haloed man followed him with glee and thanked me for introducing him to just his type.

God of Mosquitoes

November 23rd, 2022 § 0 comments § permalink

Not an original idea, but I’m glad to have finally put it to paper for the sake of the boy’s creativity. The script was easy enough to come up with—I say that looking back, but the truth is the pentameter took some tweaking, the 昇龍拳 gag on one of my nightly runs over the bridges—though drawing hasn’t been in my wheelhouse for almost a lifetime, and a first go at inking compounded the challenge. The 0.5-0.7 gel pens I had left either too thick a stroke or not enough of one at 0.38mm, and didn’t erase at all cleanly as advertised. That and the economy of spacing for lettering, one really gains appreciation for the artistry of professionals even on a silly project like this. Not to bore you with other details, but if this wrap-up is to serve as its director’s commentary, I’d also like to add that among my many distractions (such as the lyrics to my next one) was the amusing notion the story could’ve been animated in a single continuous take.